“FART AND TOAST TWISTS AND TURNS LIKE A DEMENTED SNAKE!”
Cheery Bob Spratt collects belly-button fluff, puts on shows at a local care home and is the loyal but long-suffering husband of the OCD-denying Muriel. When he agrees to become a doppelganger for a depressed rock legend who’s broken his penis, Bob changes the course of his life and triggers a series of events that could one day send shockwaves across the world. His only problem is, someone wants him dead …
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